I love how they try to give foundations nice names like “tawny” or “eggshell” when really they should be called like
“cookie dough”
“pumpernickel”
“pale ass bitch”
― Willam Belli

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

(Source: joydick)

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

twerkitnarry:

voguesniall:

i fucking hate mcdonalds

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(Source: thsfrays)